Martini Monday - Monday, July 28, 2008 16:27 - 2 Comments

The Orange Creamsicle Martini and Strange Dreams from the Cable Box

I have been having some really strange dreams lately. I mean epic crazy strange dreams. Not totally Tarantino-esque dreams yet, but close. Samuel L. has not come calling in one of his fashionable hairstyles. Have you ever noticed he never wears the same wig or has the same hairstyle?  I’d like to say the crazy dreams are based on things you eat, or drink, or lack of sleep. I think they are all based on the devil -  you know, the satanic force also known as cable television. Cable has just about everything you can imagine in your wildest dreams to watch. There are reality tv shows. There are crime and mystery shows. There is drama. There is comedy. There are also a plethora of talentless bimbo shows. And I believe it is my responsibility to warn you about the many shows that might be harmful to your health, and perhaps will keep you up at night as they do to me.

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