Cape Cod - Friday, March 21, 2008 21:46 - 0 Comments

Kansas Police: Woman Pried From Boyfriend’s Toilet After Sitting on It for 2 Years

Thanks from all the WTF Friday friends for sending this one in….You can’t make this <poop> up…classic..

WICHITA, Kan. — Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend’s toilet after sitting on it for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman’s 36-year-old boyfriend.

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